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Church Pranks
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Replace Baby Jesus
Replace baby Jesus with a piece of ham in a manger scene. Or you could use a black cabbage patch kid.
Please bless my weapon
Before heading back overseas to Iraq or Afghanistan, see if the local priest will bless your weapon. Try it while there are still people sitting in service.
Confess About Fake Murders
Confess about your obsessive compulsvie disorder, and how you cannot stop the urges to kill. You can laugh all maniaclly and say the urge is coming on, then all of us sudden bang around inside the confessional, slam open the door and run out of church immediatley
Fun With Holy Water
Use water, corn starch, and red food coloring to make fake blood. Then take a small cup of it with you to church. Pour a couple drops into the holy water and spill a little on the floor
Aww Yes! Intermission!!
If you can get access to the sound control box that sends the sound throughout the church during service then try playing Public Service Announcement 2000 by Eminem near the beginning of service. Or Intermission by The Offspring in the middle of service.
Replace The Bibles
The night before sunday service, replace the holy bibles with satanic bibles.
So So Sorry...But I Still Love You
During a wedding, burst in during the middle of it, run to the bride, give a long speech about how sorry you are and how much you love her, then run out.
Get Drunk!
Go to communion and drink the entire goblet of wine.
Break Dance
When everyone stands to sing a song, dash into the aisle and break-dance.
Satanic Message Prank
Use cinnamon oil to write satanic messages on your face before being baptised. When the priest dunks your head in holy water, it will show up as burned marks and be very clear what you wrote. You will also scream in pain. Because it will hurt, so be careful
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